What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 00:30
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Why do some children hate their parents?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
NASA’s CODEX Captures Unique Views of Sun’s Outer Atmosphere - NASA Science (.gov)
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
What is the irony of life according to you?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
No go.
What are the pros and cons of banning homosexuality?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why are white women so hard to date?
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
—
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids